dont tell me what to do

fizzgig:

hcseokie:

i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

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toadprince:

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

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thebootydiaries:

holytragedyqueen:

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garlandiana:

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pixie-pixel-land:

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wefangirlsdontcare:

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rainy-lyfe:

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allaboutthatbasscannon:

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imagineglitterballs:

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i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

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swarnpert:

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

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gaycatra:

gaycatra:

can they stop making really nice doc martens because i love them and i don’t have the money

me seeing another pair of cool stompy lesbian boots i can’t afford

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